Do Two Halves Equal A Whole?

Looks like that DT is shaking the crap outta you, J.

The Short Order Cook isn't just doling out pancakes anymore.  He's playing defensive end opposite The Rock vying for TFL's, sacks, and supermans.  He had another steady day and was the only offensive lineman who did not consistently miss his assignments.

Our staff photographer caught just one pancake.  Mmmm, pancakes.  But I was assured by a non-biased source (Jonah) that he had 12 of them.

Meanwhile, on the defensive side of the ball, two entire Trojans couldn't pancake the Half Man.

Every year it's the same thing.  Half Man gets older, they stay the same size.

On a big 4th and 1, you can count on running behind the Short Order Cook.  At least, Lefty can. He's been behind him for years now.  Anyway, great leverage here, Jonah.

Sure, Jonah got a TFL on another play, but we don't want to show that here... we'd rather show the play he ALMOST made.  Ha.  C'mon Half Man, you should be able to tackle a quarterback with half your arms...