9/23 Green Bay East 0 - Lincoln 51

This one got ugly quickly.  In the Ships' triumphant return to Rubick Field, East could not end their 329 game losing streak.  Sources informed me that it got a little dusty on the East sideline after the game.  I don't know what would have happened had, say, the offense completed at least 50% of their passes.  Or if any of the running backs broke a long run.  It was an odd game to watch: a blowout with no big offensive plays.  


We'll talk about Nick's second rushing touchdown, Jonah filling up on pancakes, and TFL's for Austin in later posts.  Let's just get to the action...

#Schmoozing.

Let's not forget that it was Parent's Night! Or that Pistol clearly thinks our staff photographer is a creep!

"Yeah, I think we have the best looking assistant coaches in the conference."

The Captains' Meeting and Coin Toss are the most underrated moments of Friday night lights.  If they can get everyone in the weight room this offseason, we should be seeing two and a half men out there next year.

This one's just for me.  I like that I caught the coin.

Tanner started out the game throwing into coverage...

And overthrowing the Pistol...

And, well, you get the point.

In other news, the Mayor has ended the city's feed the poor program:  NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Hall came to play.  First, forcing an intentional grounding penalty...

Then, on the very next play, cradling the punter to bring him to "safety."

Tanner doesn't ever miss Pistol twice in one game...

Aww hell.  I'll say this for our QB, though - he knows when to get his bad game out of the way.

Hey, Pistol - you aint' draggin' Fatty McFatters AND #54.  Just stop and don't hurt yourself.

It's always bromantical when the Ships score a touchdown.

I gotta give props to the Hogs, here.  I mean, just LOOK at that running lane.  Big A had no one to block.

Flying to the ball.  Literally.

The other underrated part of Friday night lights.

The backups came in shortly after halftime.  There's really only one thing I want to emphasize about their performance, which was excellent, by the way.

Check out the Big O chasing down the one player who could (would) have made a tackle on Clubber.

Without that block, Clubber doesn't score.  And he doesn't get interviewed for the paper, either.  So Clubber better give the Big O some love this week, cause that block was AWESOME.

Finally, how many points did East score?

Looks like a "zero" to me.