Pancakes for Breakfast Again?

Jonah got it goin' Friday night.  I swear, every week his opponents get bigger and bigger.  Does. Not. Matter.

Ever wonder how he got so good at making pancakes?

I'm all out of pancake jokes.

Nothing like a tasty beverage to wash those pancakes down.

This one actually looks like a fair fight.

Not a fair fight.

These next three photos are all of one play.  It'll give you a good idea of what the Short Order Cook is doing during the game.

First of all, #74 is a Ticonderoga Class Cruiser, tipping the scales at 300 pounds.

Cook don't care.  He just keeps drive blocking.

And that's how far he took a 300 pound defensive lineman for a ride.  I no longer feel bad about being thrown off that raft.

He's got 300lber in his teeth.

Uh, Jonah?  Get in front of the team the next time your butt itches.  We can see you.