Giving the People What They Wanted

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH Buddy!  You want touchdowns?  He'll give you touchdowns.  And a little something extra just for showin' up...

But first things first:  has anyone ever looked better in warmups?

"What'dju say?"

So. Darn. Cool.

Torque.

He wasn't done.  Nope.  Warmups were just the beginning.  He was blocking on kickoffs:

Well, maybe "blocking" isn't the right word.

Returning post-safety punts:

It's mine, Pistol.  Get your own!

Jonah - the idea is to be in front of Nick.  You know, so you can block someone?

Our hero also continued to hold like a champ:

"This is too easy."

And gossip about his sister:

"Really?  She wore black with brown?  That's RIDICULOUS!"

But then, he took his rightful place behind Jonah:

"Still working out, I see."

"Every day I'm Wagglin'"

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

But the coaches had enough.  After going up 51-0, there was only one thing they let Nick work on:

Playfake, snitches.