Two and a Half Men: 9/30 Linoln 38

Suzuki was the star of this game, even if the student section gave Mr. Vance MVP honors. In the 38-6 route, Suzuki ran 18 times for 198 yards, scoring twice. With Tanner completing just 3 of 13 passes (not all his fault), someone needed to give the offense a boost. With 11.0 ypc, Suzuki did just that.

Since this blog is read mostly by football players, let's get to the pictures:

What a night for a game!


He's a RUNNING BACK. You have to hand him the ball.

That's more like it. And it was Suzuki's first TD of the night.

The defense got an early boost from Bubba, who plucked this baby out of the air and took it to the house.

The Ships still haven't fixed their biggest problem on defense: too many receivers get behind them.

Let's just hope they don't run into a QB who can complete these passes.

After a long option run by South for a touchdown, the Mayor rejected the proposed extra point plan.

Bongo Bongle did not appreciate that scoring drive. "UNACCEPTABLE!"

The line did a nice job here for Tanner on a 2 yard QB sneak for a TD in the second quarter.

Coach Dixon is more subtle than Bongo Bongle.

Way to climb the ladder for the pick, Mr. Vance...

But you're not Prime Time. Tuck that ball in!

Only in high school sports: A father calls a play for his son to pass to his other son. Touchdown. I loved it.

Some good hits in this one, but Eli didn't have the best. That honor goes to:

The Mayor's new city revival project involves the decapitation of Redwings. Honestly, this hit was SICK. It was so good, the refs didn't know what to do about it, so they threw a flag. 15 yards for being too awesome.

Lest we forget about the trenches, the Island of Austin Morreau was ready to erupt in the 3rd quarter.

Phew. It would have been weird if this didn't happen.

No matter. Suzuki enjoyed some great down field blocking (how do the center and tackle get 15 yards down field to block the safety?) for his second TD of the night.