Someone Got a Widdle Chilly

You know that long sleeves aren't against the rules, right?

What can you say about the Short Order Cook and the rest of the hogs Friday night?  The Load, the Island of Austin Morreau and the rest of 'em pounded the birds for 356 yards rushing on 52 carries.  But before I get to the pictures, I gotta get this off my chest:

Wear long sleeves!  Wear the tights!  Wear whatever will help you stay warm during the game!  Why do you think going sleeveless is what a "Real Man" would do?  You know how you can prove you're a real man?  Stay warm (which will increase your performance) and kick the other guy's ass all over the field!  This isn't 1938.  We know you play better when you aren't freezing cold.  Buy a thermal and some tights and go kick some ass during the playoffs!  Take it from someone who knows: you don't want to play in snow without sleeves, so go get them now!

Jonah can easily handle a 175 pound linebacker.

See: here's another 175 pound linebacker.  Fun fact: the Redbirds have only 7 players on their roster listed above 200 pounds.  D.C. Everest used to have 7 players on their roster each year listed above 300 pounds.

All these little guys could do against our line was cheat, although I don't recall an illegal hands to the face penalty...

That's a better match-up - 190 v. 190.

The water bottle, however, is no match for Jonah.

How much does #58 weigh?  Yep, you guessed it.  175 pounds.

Jonah?  Blushing?  Nick must have been pointing at him.